The following post is our joke for April Fool's 2024!
Get ready for some major changes shaking up Naill Digitizing! We're not just talking new offers ā we're redefining the way you think about photo scanning.
Introducing Priority Backwards Scanning: For When You Need Things Yesterday
Ever wish you could undo the past? Now you kinda can! Introducing Priority Backwards Scanning ā it's like regular scanning, but with a twist. Your precious photos will magically end up back in their original box, totally unscanned! The ultimate time-saving solutionā¦ if you're into that sort of thing. It's not quite what you wanted but we up šÆšÆšÆ
NEW Photo Disorganization Services
Tired of those meticulously organized photo albums? We feel your pain. That's why we're thrilled to introduce our revolutionary photo disorganization services! We'll take your carefully sorted memories and expertly scatter them like confetti. Choose from exciting options like:
The "Dumpster Dive" Shuffle
The "Grandma's Shoebox Surprise"
The "Where Did This Even Come From?" Mystique
The "bro understands nothing š„¶š„¶" Collection
Introducing DigiUNsafe: Your Photos, Guaranteed to Vanish!
Worried about your photos being TOO safe? Introducing DigiUNsafe ā all the insecurity of a paper album with none of the charm! Lose those precious memories in the digital ether and experience the thrill of potential data loss! It's the perfect solution forā¦ well, when THE CROWD EXCHANGES WEIRD GLANCES š„š„š„š„š„
Mystery Announcements: Get Ready to be Surprised!
We're not done yet! Get ready an exciting new feature at Naill Digitizing! We can't reveal the details quite yet, but it's guaranteed to shake things up in a way you never expected - and we are announcing it on our 2nd birthday (April 13th)!
(this is a real announcement just so you know)
And More:
Brand New Tagline
We've improved our tagline to be more accessible to people from ohio TEEHEE!! ššš¤£š¤£š¤£šš¤£š¤£š¤£š¦š¦š¦
New Plan Names
We're revamping the names of our scanning plans.
Basic is now: desk drawer š„³š„³
Enhanced is now: overflowing shoebox šš
Premium is now: cluttered closet šš
Deluxe is now: grandpa's attic š„š„ We hope these new names will be more helpful for you!
Necessary Price Adjustment
Due to rising operational costs, there will be a 500% increase of all prices, starting tonight at 3 AM!!! š±š±š¤Æš¤Æ
But until then get 20% off your scanning and 10% off all add-ons! (we're so generous, thank you, thank you)!
We hope you enjoy all of these changes: KG llaiN
Owner - Naill Digitizing
(Happy April Fool's Day!)
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